Science received a blow today!

Once I had obtained this video, I realized that my world had collided with a force I can only describe as madness. Over the past week I have been contacted from people all over the country. It appeared they were concerned about the presence of Blue Lobsters (atroceruleous homarus). Only thing was their Blue Lobsters don’t have viscous claws and razor sharp tails! In fact, they don’t live in water at all!

I will continue my research on the dangerous Blue Lobster. Undaunted, my research will continue.

Unfortunately, the Mayor has released me of my duties as his Chief Advisor. I suspect his concerns will now turn to the fervor surrounding a much greater danger, a sneaker that has somehow blinded our attention from the creature I know lies beneath the surface of our waters.

I will be back… with evidence in hand, I will show you the true meaning of the word “dangerous”!

Sincerely,
Dr. Walter P. Gillstrom

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