as summer approaches, fears intensify

Gentlemen and gentle ladies,
The summer months are approaching and it is my personal duty to warn all you bloggers about the dangers of the Blue Lobsters that are calling our New England coastlines home! THEY ARE DANGEROUS and strike at any moment with unforgiving results. I have dedicated my entire life to working as an oceanographer and these blue hued crustaceans should be better understood and feard for. They are, as we speak, migrating up the eastern coast of North America. WE NEED TO STOP THEM BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. Our children, pets, even our loved senior citizens who just want to enjoy a dip in the cool ocean waters to escape the humid summer days, are in danger from the wrath of these ocean floor crawling creatures. Lets all team up and protect our families, homes, and take immediate action!
This is a warning!

-Walter P. Gillstrom

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