TODAY IS NATIONAL LOBSTER DAY! EAT A BLUE LOBSTER!
Published June 15, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentA lobster is a fine treat for any occasion, but celebrating National Lobster Day gives you a special reason to enjoy these atroceruleous homarus delights.
National Lobster Day celebrated on the 15th of June each year may not be an official holiday as far as work is concerned but you can make merry all the same with a pair of Nike SB “Blue Lobster” Dunks copped at Concepts this Saturday!
Once I had obtained this video, I realized that my world had collided with a force I can only describe as madness. Over the past week I have been contacted from people all over the country. It appeared they were concerned about the presence of Blue Lobsters (atroceruleous homarus). Only thing was their Blue Lobsters don’t have viscous claws and razor sharp tails! In fact, they don’t live in water at all!
I will continue my research on the dangerous Blue Lobster. Undaunted, my research will continue.
Unfortunately, the Mayor has released me of my duties as his Chief Advisor. I suspect his concerns will now turn to the fervor surrounding a much greater danger, a sneaker that has somehow blinded our attention from the creature I know lies beneath the surface of our waters.
I will be back… with evidence in hand, I will show you the true meaning of the word “dangerous”!
Sincerely,
Dr. Walter P. Gillstrom
This is outside my expectations.
I’m desperately trying to extract data off this disc. I’m working off my friend’s Commodore 64 and it’s killing me!
They won’t let me inside. I’ve been handed a disc.
I’m outside of a laboratory in Cambridge, MA. They won’t let me inside… something’s amiss. Stay tuned!
The city is in a panic as local economies continue to suffer due to reports of unsafe beaches. Of course these reports are directly related to blue lobster attacks. For this reason the mayor has appointed me his chief advisor to deal with this issue.
I’ve received news this morning that there has been an alleged capture of an aggressive blue lobster. I’m on my way now to the scene to confirm. I’m bringing my laptop and will post pictures as they become available!
I’m excited to say that I’ve finally been contacted by City officials to meet about the dangerous blue lobster this afternoon!
