Journal Entry- April 19, 2010 0100 hours Virginia Key Florida

Sorry for the hiatus-I have been on a sea expedition tracking the movement of the atroceruleous homarus. My research shows the scourge has migrated south along the eastern seaboard of the United States.

For the past 6 months I have been doing research in Barry University’s laboratory. I have received word of homarus sightings as far south as the Panama canal. I will be securing passage to the canal with the Panamanian government. Unfortunately, the funds from my grant will not cover this further expedition. I remain confident however, that the lord will deliver me to Panama.

Walter P. Gillstrom

Science received a blow today!

Once I had obtained this video, I realized that my world had collided with a force I can only describe as madness. Over the past week I have been contacted from people all over the country. It appeared they were concerned about the presence of Blue Lobsters (atroceruleous homarus). Only thing was their Blue Lobsters don’t have viscous claws and razor sharp tails! In fact, they don’t live in water at all!

I will continue my research on the dangerous Blue Lobster. Undaunted, my research will continue.

Unfortunately, the Mayor has released me of my duties as his Chief Advisor. I suspect his concerns will now turn to the fervor surrounding a much greater danger, a sneaker that has somehow blinded our attention from the creature I know lies beneath the surface of our waters.

I will be back… with evidence in hand, I will show you the true meaning of the word “dangerous”!

Sincerely,
Dr. Walter P. Gillstrom

Pulled data off the disc… uploading now

This is outside my expectations.

Just popped in the disc!

I’m desperately trying to extract data off this disc. I’m working off my friend’s Commodore 64 and it’s killing me!

Update

They won’t let me inside. I’ve been handed a disc.

Captured Blue Lobster

I’m outside of a laboratory in Cambridge, MA. They won’t let me inside… something’s amiss. Stay tuned!

Yesterday’s Meeting

The city is in a panic as local economies continue to suffer due to reports of unsafe beaches. Of course these reports are directly related to blue lobster attacks. For this reason the mayor has appointed me his chief advisor to deal with this issue.  

 

I’ve received news this morning that there has been an alleged capture of an aggressive blue lobster. I’m on my way now to the scene to confirm. I’m bringing my laptop and will post pictures as they become available!

Meeting the Mayor this afternoon!

I’m excited to say that I’ve finally been contacted by City officials to meet about the dangerous blue lobster this afternoon!

More signs spotted around town

Blue Lobster Lesson 3

There is not much that can be done by or for the victims of a lobster attack and due to the lack of reported incidents it is extremly difficult to research ways to escape such an event.  The only advantage that you have is the creature’s limited eyesight and somewhat lack of speed when traveling in large swarms.  These creatures tend to attack moving objects… so staying as still as possible is not a bad solution. But I believe the lobsters will test objects within the swarm perimeter by grabbing them briefly.  So a person would have to be able to maintain the illusion of inanimation while being prodded and grabbed by what could be a dozen or more lobsters (once again… depending on the swarm size). Be careful out there!

Washed up whale investigated

Lobster danger warning posters found in Chinatown

 

I had a really eventful weekend.  I was notified by a colleague that Blue Lobster Danger posters are popping up all over the city of Boston.  I had to check them out for myself.  I’m glad authorities are stepping in and taking matters into their own hands… about time if you ask me.

Washed up sea lions near Cape Cod

I’m glad the media is finally publicizing some of these recent aquatic phenomenon going on in New England.